Attention UK Carpet Cleaners: Do You Have What It Takes To Keep Your Family Fed In This 'Recession'? Well, If You Don't Have All the Secrets To Get Work In NOW … How Are YOU Supposed To Transform Your Carpet Cleaning Business from a H.A.L.F. Business (Hard... Annoying... Lame ... Frustrating) into an  ‘Successful’ E.L.F. Business (Easy... Lucrative... and Fun)? This past November, nearly 1,000 carpet cleaning professionals just like you invested three days in an experience that gave them ideas are already transforming their businesses, their income and their lives.   Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007  “EXPERIENCE THE TRANSFORMATION”   But Joe...! I Missed the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007! How Can I Get My Hands These Breakthrough Ideas Now? November 8-10, 2007 in Mesa, Arizona a select few UK carpet cleaners experienced “The Transformation” first-hand. Now you too can experience what they found to be the best investment all year in their businesses. Are You Struggling To Keep Your Business ... Or Are Looking To Become A Carpet Cleaning MILLIONAIRE! Maybe you didn't think you needed to attend my Super Conference last year ... but on both sides of the Atlantic carpet cleaners are finding it tough to keep the work coming in.  Well, I can tell you work is still out there, but you most work smarter to find it! And that's why I want to give you all the help I can to not only bring more work in now, but to build you a successful business ... so how would you like to be part of the most “cutting edge,” wealth-generating, business-building “brainstorming meeting” in history? Think about it. Wouldn’t it be great if every day that you walked into your office and your schedule was booked-solid 3-4 weeks in advance? How about if it was booked solid with carpet and upholstery cleaning customers who were more than happy (sometimes even begging!!!) to pay you top-Money for your cleaning services?  I’m talking about customers and clients who “wouldn’t bat an eyelash” at paying you prices that are 2-3 times higher than what your company currently charges. Yes! Prices that could quickly “transform” you into a bona fide millionaire. Going to work each day would certainly be a lot more interesting (and a lot more fun) than it is right now… wouldn’t it? You bet it would! How valuable would it be to you and your business if you were able to walk away with, heck, even just one “breakthrough” marketing idea? One marketing idea that could literally… Double Or Triple Your Income - Overnight!!! Believe it or not… one good idea can do just that. I can assure you that if you purchase the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 In-A-Box Home Study Course you will walk away with more than a dozen different “breakthrough ideas” that will have you holding the key to the door that all self-employed individuals seek entrance to. Bear with me a moment as we take this “dream” (a very realistic one) one step further… Wouldn’t it be great if you not only had all that business but, like Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and thousands of other “Big Time” entrepreneurs, you were able to take all of the “necessary duties” involved in running a successful business and you were able to delegate those duties to “qualified” individuals who would do nothing but grow your business and make you wealthy? That’d be something… wouldn’t it? Believe it or not, every single day in your country hundreds, actually thousands of motivated business owners all over the United Kingdom are taking those steps and making it happen. People who’ve become fed-up with being a slave to their business are choosing to seek out the wisdom and advice of the world’s most successful entrepreneurs. They’re taking that wisdom and advice and they’re “modelling” step-by-step the behaviour, the teachings and the marketing strategies of those mega-successful entrepreneurs. What are the results of this behaviour? The results of “modelling” the business operations and marketing strategies of these Millionaire & Billionaire entrepreneurs and mentors? Entrepreneurs Just Like You Are Achieving OBSCENE Levels of Millionaire & Multi-Millionaire Status! It’s a fact. With that being said… My name is Joe Polish.  Some of you reading this are my friends and/or “students.” Many of you have read or heard about me over the years in carpet cleaning trade magazines or on TV (just try searching 'Joe Polish' on 'YOU TUBE'). I’m sure that at least a few of you reading this report have never even heard my name before.  For those of you who are not familiar with me… I’ve been involved in the carpet cleaning industry for more than 17 years.  During that 17-year span I single-handedly built my own carpet cleaning business up from “miserable failure” to “mega-success”. On top of that, I’ve been the Arizona Director of The Carpet and Fabricare Institute. I’ve been a keynote speaker at dozens of industry tradeshows all over the United States and even around the world, including Australia, New Zealand and of course for my good friend Robert Saunders, of ALLTEC in the UK! Anyway, over the last decade I’ve personally “coached” thousands of carpet cleaning entrepreneurs how to not only survive in this business, but how to completely dominate their marketplace and in some cases, how to become quite wealthy!  I’ve done this by teaching carpet cleaners unusually powerful customer/client-generating strategies via a variety of different channels, including home-study “marketing kits,” “coaching programs” and “Marketing Bootcamps.”  The results of my mentoring these carpet cleaning business owners have ranged from “quite impressive” to downright “Mind-blowing!” Andrew Walker, Bradford UK Cleaner ... "Things just get better and better.  I got a lot more ideas, more focus, more direction… plus we’ll get our businesses to expand now.” However, compared to the information that was revealed by the Billionaire & Millionaire  mentors in the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 (and what can be achieved with that information when properly applied), those “Transformations” - those “numbers” in the testimonial photographs above - will be considered… “Chump Change!” Here’s why… Each and every Brainstorming Meeting and Marketing Boot Camp seminar I’ve hosted over the past 12 years have always featured an impressive line-up of Marketing Experts, Sales Superstars, Master Copywriters and a wide variety of super-successful Entrepreneurial Masterminds. Those seminars however were, for the lack of a better phrase, “Merely Marketing Bootcamps.” The Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 that took place in November would best be described as being… “A Marketing Bootcamp on Steroids!!!” Before I go into detail about precisely what took place at the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 that makes it analogous to a “Bootcamp On Steroids,” I’d like to illustrate what it felt like for the people who did attend: Imagine for a moment what it would be like if you were to have business and marketing advice given to you by Donald Trump. Boy, wouldn’t that be one heck of an advantage? When you consider all the knowledge and experience that a person like Donald Trump possesses, I think it’s safe to say that when compared to all the other carpet cleaning companies in your area, if Donald Trump were to “mentor” you with his business and marketing advice… You’d Have A Whale of an Advantage!!! Think about it. Imagine the masterful “plan of attack” you’d have and what would be in store for those hapless, unsuspecting competitors of yours who also clean carpets and upholstery for a living. With Donald Trump on your side (and you implementing his step-by-step “plan of attack”) those competitors of yours would be “dropping like flies” due to your arrival in what was once their market. In a nutshell, you’d very quickly have more business than you could handle.  “Good business” too! I’m talking about customers who don’t “quibble” over price - customers who are more than happy (sometimes even begging!!!) to pay top-money for your carpet & upholstery cleaning services. Business would be grand. Unfortunately though, Donald Trump is neither your father, nor your mentor and he did not speak at my conference. That’s the bad news. Ready for some good news? How’d you like to find out that somebody with a far more impressive business background - somebody with a net worth much greater than that of Donald Trump’s addressed the audience “live” at my Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007? Yeah right Joe! A person with a more impressive business background than that of Donald Trump?  A person with a net worth much greater than Donald Trump’s spoke “live” at your Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007? I rarely joke about business success & money and I NEVER joke about the guest speakers, teachers and/or “celebrities” who will be speaking at any of my events, seminars or SuperConferences!!!  This is serious business.  With that being said, how’d you like to receive “mentoring” - a step-by-step “plan of attack” - a “blueprint” for world domination for your carpet cleaning business… from this gentleman… Yes. Self-made billionaire, Sir Richard Branson, called in from his own private island, called Necker Island, just to talk to the SuperConference audience about what it takes to become a successful businessman. Sir Richard Branson... the flamboyant British entrepreneur with a seemingly insatiable appetite for starting new businesses. You know, the Richard Branson who created one of the most recognizable brands in the world. Yeah, him. Think that a guy like that might be able to teach you a thing or two about how to quickly dominate the carpet and upholstery cleaning market where you reside?  Think he might have shared some valuable advice with the audience about what it takes to make “The Transformation” from being a mere carpet cleaner to that of…                 Millionaire Carpet Cleaning Entrepreneur! The answer should be obvious. However, if you don’t think that that’s enough to keep you glued to your chair, voraciously scribbling down notes that will have you “swamped” with million dollar business ideas and marketing techniques… wait ‘til you get a small taste of the millionaire-maker strategies and valuable business-building advice that this next mega-entrepreneur served up for those in attendance at the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007! New York Times bestselling author, magazine publisher, documentary filmmaker, entrepreneur, inventor, self-made multimillionaire and motivator, Bill Phillips, has thus far proved unstoppable. Now, he has his sights set on scaling what he calls the "Mt. Everest of health and energy goals: Transform America from worst to first—to make it the healthiest nation in the world within 10 years."   As you just watched in the video, within the first half hour of listening to Bill Phillips and his “life-transformation” advice at the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 the audience quickly discovered that Bill is the master of “working smarter - not harder!” But wait! There’s more… so much, much more when it comes to the line-up of Marketing Experts, Sales Superstars, Advertising “Gurus” &  the wide variety of super-successful Entrepreneurial Masterminds who made appearances at the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007. More, including...   Serial entrepreneur and ultra-vagabond, Tim Ferriss, talks about “The 4-Hour Work Week” and how to re-distribute life’s important values to enjoy mini-retirement now.   My friend and real estate millionaire, Dean Graziosi, gives us insight into his warped dream about “Circular Complexity” and how to regain passion in our businesses.   Joe Sugarman, creator of BluBlocker Sunglasses, talks about testing your sales copy and integrating “psychological triggers” like storytelling.   Armand Morin lays down his successful strategy for driving more traffic to your website and letting your internet business make money for you.   My great friend, Dave Kekich, talks about how he has used his own “Kekich Credos” to inspire and experience life’s many successes.   Watch as master copywriter, John Carlton, gets real with our attendees and talks about the importance of great copy.   I asked 23-year-old millionaire, Cameron Johnson, to explain his philosophy of “Adapt or Die” and how it affects entrepreneurs.   Those are just a small sampling of the kind of marketing strategies you will learn if you purchase the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 Home Study Course. There's more!   The SuperConference 2007 Home Study Course Will Provide You With These Million-Dollar Marketing Ideas and Strategies How to attract wealthy clients using a formula that is truly as easy as painting-by-numbers. How beginners are able to compete with experts on a level playing field right away (when you have the right tools at your fingertips, it’s idiot-proof). How one small change to your marketing plan can have your phone ringing off the hook with new clients eager to pay top dollar. How follow-up and extreme customer service will cause your competitors to drop off the planet. How to systematically manage your customers. How to get repeatable results when you follow my E.L.F. marketing strategies. The truth behind what makes your marketing copy “okay” versus what makes it sell like hotcakes to your target market. Checklists to instantly diagnose marketing mistakes so that they work better for you immediately (and translate into dollars). How to scientifically profile your audience using the same methods that deep-pocketed corporations spend millions of dollars on. Insider secrets that will get customers to sing like a canary about what they WANT to spend money on. Why you don’t need to be a professional writer (or even that good) to write kick ass ads and flyers. The use of psychological hot buttons and mental gymnastics that hypnotize your reader into buying or signing up with you. When to NEVER ask for the order (yet clients with less marketing savvy will insist on it). How to build a strong bond with your customers so they are eager to spend top dollar on your services. How to get the maximum (ethical) price for whatever it is you are selling…EVERY TIME. And soooooo much more! So, do you think having this kind of insider business information would be useful to you? Of course it would! If you’re looking to have a profitable, stress-free business you NEED the Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 Home Study Course!!! The Piranha Marketing Super Conference 2007 Home Study Course will empower you with robotic ELF Marketing tools, proven success strategies, and instantly actionable (and highly profitable) entrepreneurial wisdom that you won’t find available anywhere else… ever!  Okay, Now For The Answer To The “Million Dollar Question” That Most Certainly Is Weighing Heavily On Your Mind… Q:  Joe, just how much is it going to cost me to purchase this life-changing SuperConference Home Study Course of yours? A:  Actually, it’s going to cost you a whole heckuva lot less to attend than you’d ever imagine.  Consider, if you were to pay just the hourly rate that people like Richard Branson, Bill Phillips, Joe Polish (me), Cameron Johnson, Dean Graziosi, Dr. Edward M. Hallowell, Tim Ferris, etc. charge for consulting fees, you’d be paying a minimum of $2,000.00/hr. (Actually, Richard Branson & Bill Phillips charge in the neighborhood of $200,000.00+ /hr…. and that’s if you are lucky enough to be able to book an appointment with them.)  All in all you’d end up forking out well over $250,000.00 to learn from these “masters” what you’ll be able to learn from my  Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 Home Study Course .  The cost, however, is only £797.00 and... You Can 'Trial' My Complete SuperConference Home Study Course for only £147.00 Up Front! Plus Your 100% Satisfaction is Guaranteed! And I do it – three ways: First, if by the end of the course, you are not 100% satisfied that you learned enough to at least DOUBLE YOUR PRESENT INCOME IN 180 DAYS OR LESS, you are entitled to a FULL REFUND.  I will even let you keep the entire course – no questions asked. Second, if, at the end of the entire course, after watching every session, you honestly feel you have not captured at least ten times your investment in practical, do-able strategies, I will still refund your entire purchase. Third, if, at the end of a year after watching my Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 Home Study Course you have not DOUBLED your business as a result of implementing what you’ve learned, you can come to my Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2008 for FREE and I will pay up to £250.00 in air travel for you to attend! You have me on trial in 3 ways.  You are my judge and jury.  I stand before you, noose around my neck, teetering precariously on a little stool constructed solely on my ability to clearly and definitively show you exactly how to “re-mold” your business, your income, your employees, your customers, your advertising, even your thinking in ways that will get you from wherever you may be now to your ideal business and lifestyle.  If I fail, you get to kick the stool out from under me and my neck snaps like a skinny, brittle twig on a hot Arizona day. I cannot imagine what could possibly be more fair than this. Should You Respond RIGHT NOW To This Risk-Free Offer… Or Should You Put This Report Down And Think About It For A Few Days? This is your chance to participate in “The Transformation”… this is your chance to discover… How YOU Can Quickly Become A Carpet Cleaning MILLIONAIRE! Don’t procrastinate!!!  Purchase my Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 In-A-Box while it’s still at its current “bargain price” If you do, it’s likely that in the very near future you’ll be sending me a video of yourself similar to these… “You have no idea how valuable - aside from the information you’re getting - just what this infusion of information is going to do for you.” – Dr. Edward Hallowell “I love being involved in the things that Joe does because every time I am, the positive energy is powerful and it helps uplift all of us.” – Bill Phillips Are You Ready to Transform Your Business AND Your Life? I hope it’s clear to you by this point exactly how much value is packed into this program. I know you see a lot of hype out there and you hear a lot of empty promises but this is the REAL DEAL. You’ll be shocked at how simple and easy it really is to generate massive profits!   Sincerely, Joe Polish, President Piranha Marketing Inc.  Send Me the SuperConference In-A-Box!»  The Piranha Marketing SuperConference 2007 Home Study Course will give you cash-generating secrets from some of the world’s most coveted and exciting presenters.  They will part the curtain and show you what it really takes to grow your business and to have the freedom and success you want. Get the wisdom straight from the experts and transform your business into an E.L.F. business (that’s Easy… Lucrative… and FUN!).